#100 - Dinner party in a field.

At 6 o'clock.. we met in the field. Admittedly, I was a little late, as were hazel, laura and catherine. But that's not my fault - Catherine's shoes set off the alarms in somerfield, where we were buying our roast chickens.
The guest list

• Me. Quite obviously, the most important one there.
• Hazel Guppy/Gemmima. She is awesome.
• Catherine Barkley/Luke Geneva. She is also awesome.
• Laura Simpson/Saura Limpson/Jenack Jram. She amuses me.
• Beckyyy. She can't carve chickens. It's fine.
• Ollie/Cheryl. He can carve chickens. He just didn't tell us that till the end.
• Louise. She can carve chickens slightly better than Becky can.
• Shanz. He ran away for about 20 minutes, but he came back so it's fine.

The food

• Two somerfield roast chickens. They were half price, so it's fine.
• 6 deli wraps.
• One french stick
• Mayonnaise. I don't know why.
• Radish. Yay Radish.
• Tomatoes.
• Doritos - Lightly salted and Tangy cheese.
• Mr. Kipling angel slices.

We managed to steal some cutlery from marks and spencers - I say steal, it was supposed to be free, only it was supposed to be free when you're actually buying something, not just to random people from the street. They didn't say that though, so it's fine. I had an interesting assortment of chairs - four wooden ones from my patio ("It's a retard chair! it's andrew, in wood form!"), one fold-up cow chair from my room, one old wood and metal fold up chair (that kept falling over, I should know, I sat on it), and a backpack stool (it's a backpack AND a stool. Wow.) - If you count that, then count the guest list, you will realise that we had 7 chairs, and 8 people. we also had 7 plates, cups, forks.. But it was fine, 'cause laura sat on the floor and, let's face it, wraps make good plates anyways. Becky was sat at the head of the (fold up, briefcase-like) table, so insisted that she must carve the chicken:

and obviously, she did so very well:

The mayonnaise was mistaken for dips for the doritos, but I managed to explain that it was mayonnaise before anyone decided to test the "dips" theory.
Oh, and cheryl's wrap fell on the floor.. but that just made me laugh.

Watch More Videos Uploaded by Dani


Catherine's hell (L-R: Cheryl, Catherine, Shanz)

(L-R: Hazel, Louise)

Victory for laura

anger for becky

(L-R: Haz, Me, Laura)

Watch More Videos       Uploaded by www.bebo.com/whaaaaaatever

so yeah, that's it. 100 new things.. only 266 more to go..

lovelove
dani x